FAMOUS BARNEY SIMPSONS QUOTES FULL

It’s gonna be legend- wait for it -merry.”ģ1. “I’m just gonna grab this star to put on top of the tree. My single life is, and always will be, legen- wait for it -dary! My wedding is gonna be legendary.”ģ0. “I found out I’ll never trust someone enough to get married, and that’s fine. Quinn: “But I forbid you from filming it with your overhead camera that zooms in on whoever’s being the loudest.”Ģ9.

FAMOUS BARNEY SIMPSONS QUOTES FULL

“You watch, Ted, tonight is going to be legen- it’s the night we stole a camel! Which means it will be full of drama -dary.”īarney: “No, the middle name is ‘wait for it.’”Ģ8. Quinn: “Wait for it …”īarney: “I can’t handle how hot you are right now.”īarney: “It’s gonna be legen- I’m not waiting for it anymore!” Ģ6. “Ted, tonight is gonna be - wait for it - dary! Wait, no, that’s not it. “Tonight is going to be legen- ‘Wait, are we sure it’s a good idea to go to a strip club?’ ‘Shut up, Lily, I’m in charge now!’ -dary.”Ģ4. That is going to be legen- wait for it -dary-adjacent. “Yeah, getting to stand next to me while I press the button. “And she is indeed hot, which is why nothing, not even God himself - yeah, I said it, Beardy - is going to stand in the way of tonight being legend- wait for it - uh-oh.”Ģ1. “It was legend- wait for Ted to leave because he’s now The Blitz -dary. “Dude, working together is going to be legen- wait for it - I’ll send you an in-office memo with the rest because we freaking work together!”ġ9.

‘Cause nothing suits me, undisputed, oft-saluted, suitor of repute like a - wait for it - suit.”ġ8. Send Casual Friday down the laundry chute Barney: “I will stop wearing - wait for it -”ġ7.

“It was Legend- wait for it -s of the Falls. Barney: “If I can talk a stripper into paying me for a lap dance, I think I can talk my way out of a ticket. It’s all too exciting.”īarney: “As in sex with. Petra, here, if all goes well, will be my - wait for it - 200th! Sorry, I couldn’t wait. I have something much, much more special in mind. Marshall: “I know that you’re in love with Robin!”ġ3. Barney: “I’m - wait for it - in- wait for it - love - wait for it - with - wait for it - a - wait for it - certain-” “I think tonight is going to be de - wait for it - lightful.”ġ2. Keep waiting for all of eternity only to discover that there’s no escape -atory.”ġ1. “And Ted, my boy, it’s going to be legend- wait for it.”ġ0. “It’s gonna be legen- wait for it -dary.”Ĩ. “Guess who’s on his way up to my apartment now.

“Our friend Robin used to do porn- wait for it -ography.”Ħ. Looking Back at How I Met Your Mother’s Terrific Pilotĥ. No! It’s over! Do you understand?” Related Stories No more Swarley, no Swarles, no more Swar-lay, no more Swar- wait for it -ley, no more Bob Swarley-mon. “She has - wait for it, here it comes, almost there - an identical twin!”Ĥ. “It’s gonna be legen - wait for it … and I hope you’re not lactose-intolerant ‘cause the second half of that word is - dary!”ģ. “De - wait for it - nied! Denied! We’re goin’ out tomorrow night.”Ģ. Over the course of the show’s nine seasons, Barney was a veritable well of quotable (brotable?) lines, building the gang’s very own lingua franca and introducing the world to phrases like “suit up,” “legendary,” “have you met Ted?” and, of course, “wait for it.” In honor of tonight’s finale, here’s a complete list of all 40 times Barney said “wait for it” over the course of the show’s long run. But perhaps most of all, we’ll miss his catchphrases. We’ll miss a lot of things about Barney: his finely tailored suits, his prolific devotion to the medium of bro puns, his intimate knowledge of the female anatomy. Of all the things we’re going to miss about How I Met Your Mother, we might miss Barney Stinson most of all.

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